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by Anonymous December 11, 2003
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1) To completely obliterate another person or team in any form of competition

2) In sports, to humiliate your opponent to the point at which they are questioning their value as both an athlete and a person in general
While she had never thrown a bocce ball in her life, Beth completely cremated Chris in her first game with her undeniably impressive natural talent. Distraught, Chris subsequently contemplated jumping off the Bunker Hill Bridge into the Charles River.
by cmg0907 June 18, 2011
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Hank never drops logs in the can, only cremates that cause him to wipe numerous times.
by dadaevan May 22, 2007
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