Name given to an individual from any mid-western farming (usu. South Dakota) state. To qualify for this name the person must spew forth various nonsensical data. This person will always try and one up your story by saying that his/her father did the same thing, only bigger and better.
Person must have an affinity for Rum (normally Captain and Coke), knives, and sneaking up behind you and saying "HEYYYYYY".
Creepy: "Yeah, well, my dad, in South Dakota, built a 4000 sqft house out of toothpicks, with his bare hands."
Creepy: "Hey guess what. I could stab you 37 times and you wouldn't know it."
Aysha: "Ew, he's creepy"
Zaynab: "I concur. Total creepazoid."
Maral: "Check this out for creepy. Every night he camps outside my window, undresses, and plays tapes of the various mating calls of endangered mammals. Then, and this happens every night, he digs a ditch in my mother's rose garden and buries himself in it as an expression of his love for me."
Zaynab: "Creep indeed."
Girl: "Who the hell are you, anyway?"
Guy: "Oh, right. I'm Craig. I've been watching you with binoculars from the bushes for the last 2 months now"
Girl: "Whoah, that's kinda creepy. Get the fuck away from me."
Guy: "But I love you! Why can't you see that?!"