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1.to offer a handshake in such a manner that makes the recipient get in really close so the other hand can grope genitalia and/or the anus. to be done correctly the pinky of the offerers hand must remain in contact with the navel. typically performed man on man.

2. to suspiciciously appear behind a victim and when the victim turns around the instigator will give a pedifiliac like smile.
Creepy Craig just strangly performed a Creepy Craig on my balls.
by Charles Driggers May 03, 2007

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