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That lowkey steal your girl...but not really ass dude. Cockblocker extraordinaire...you know that guy that only talks to girls when they're are standing directly by another guy. Prime minister of FBN.
Guy: Hey theres my girlfriend!

Creepy Chris: Hey theres his girlfriend!...as long as he stands there Ill talk to her....but as soon as he leaves her side im out of here...pronto!
by JimmineyCricket January 21, 2012
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