2. Someone you cannot trust. Often a tall, demi-god looking, blue-eyed, track running, shit talking bastard that prefers to date sluts.
3. Someone who has no life or friends outside of guitar hero and Glee.
4. A guy who wears the tightest clothes possible, choosing to tuck his skinny jeans into his high top pumas.
5. One who drives a green Jeep and allows others to borrow it, despite the fact that his insurance no longer allows this due to his own terrible driving.
"No thanks, that guy's a freakin creepton and I don't want all of my secrets spread around the battalion."
"Creepton is currently in the conference room playing guitar hero...alone. For the past 4 hours."