| 1. | creepist | ||
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Someone who slithers around their hallways in their house. Is also another word for creeper. Oh my god, Jenny is such a creepist!
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| 2. | wall creeper | ||
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On Facebook, one who obsessively reads people's wall posts because they have no life of their own Friend 1: OMG, i think something's going on between Jenny and Ben!
Friend 2: How do you know? Friend 1: Just been checking out their wall-to-wall conversation!! You should really see it. Friend 2: You are such a wall creeper, get a life. |
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| 3. | Creeping Charlie | ||
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An act performed while 2, or more, people are having sex, where one person sticks 1, or more finger(s) in and/or around the other's asshole. Jenny was riding my dick the other night while I reached around to her ass and gave that hoe a Creeping Charlie.
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| 4. | sauce | ||
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The Hierarchy of Sauce-
1. First order: Prominently kept in a social form. i.e. sauce: (verb) The act of spitting ones "game" to a member of the opposite sex and still maintaining a good amount of social interaction with others around you. 2.Second order: Encompassing the likes of “saucy nae’s”- at least one of the parties (whether giving or receiving the sauce) currently is involved in a so called “exclusive” relationship. i.e. sauce: (verb) the act of attempting to move in on a member of the opposite sex who has a significant other, or the attempt to have other sexual relations outside ones current “constraints”. 3.Third order: Taking sauce to its Pinnacle level. Indulgence in scandalous activities involving sex, alcohol, or drugs without inhibition. Sauce in the form of giving offense to moral sensibilities and injurious to ones reputation. This is sauce in action. ie. sauce: (verb) Along with the two primary orders this includes dropping the hammer, getting paloozed, pronounced sexual activity, hooking up with randoms, severe benders, drunk dialing sprees, confessions of love, blacking out. 1.Example: Marcos told Jenny her eyes put those big Texas stars to shame as he took a sip of his beer and dipped his pong ball into the water-cup
2.Example: After Marcos discovered that Jenny had been seeing Jason he still attempted to move in on her by getting her phone number and adding her on facebook (often followed by regular “creeping”). 3.Example: Marcos is in a belligerent state of hammeredness after 3 long days of continuous drinking and first and second order saucing. He had a coyote for breakfast and a brown bag special for lunch. However, he continues to call various targets of his liking in hopes of a meeting. Eventually he confesses his love to Jenny through text message and passes out in his bath tub. The next week Marcos was denounced by his friends as they told him he was “So saucy” and “he was dressed in various condiments like soy, terriaki, BBQ, and honey mustard sauce” and even “Man, you take sauce to a whole new level, you saucy fuck”, however, he was satisfied by the experience |
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| 5. | Purple Creature | ||
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More formerly known as Xboxicus fatticus, the purple creature can be found lurking and creeping around most highschools. Often found wearing a purple Nike shirt, the purple creature survives by playing excessive amounts of xbox live and eating varying amounts of junk food anywhere's from Big Macs to Dr. Pepper. If you see a Purple Creature in your school be sure to call the local authorites/weight loss group or Jenny Craig for more options on how to deal with it. Please call 1-800-Jenny20. Guy1: "Hey dude check out that purple creature!"
Guy2: "OMG! his K/D ratio on Call of Duty must be really high!" Guy2: "Ssshhhh! Be quiet we cannot afford to scare it off!" |
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| 6. | Ming | ||
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A person who has a girlfriend but is still horny/desperate for other chicks. Yo man, have you heard about Tommy? He's such a Ming - he has a girlfriend of 4 years but he's still creeping on Jenny.
Stop Minging - you have a girlfriend. |
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