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A creepy person who watches you, lurks your myspace/facebook, and is rather queer-looking. He is usually the person to follow you home, or to urinate right beside you when the other urinals are available; someone you dont want around, unless you are a creeper.
"Hey, yesterday I was followed by a creeper."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah, and he molested my sanity."
"Shit, son! Let's fuck him up!"
"Hellz yes!"
by loobloo March 31, 2007
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Creepers are creatures - specifically human beings, but could possibly be other species of animals (to a much lesser degree) - that are notorious for creeping. What does “creeping” entail, and how do you spot a creeper? Creepers display a bizarre, and sometimes compulsive, attraction towards a person. Creeping is the verb that describes what a creeper undertakes.
1. Persistence to get involved in your life somehow: Even if all you say to them is “Hi,” this brings satisfaction to them. But no, creepers want more. They will try their darndest to strike up a conversation with you, even if it is severely lacking in interest on your behalf. They will follow you every which way you go. They will talk about you with your friends, asking them questions about you and trying to reap information about you, even if they were people that they usually wouldn’t even think of conversing with because they were just so creepy. They will take the most miniscule joke that you make, latch onto it, and deem it as something “special” between the two of you. They will find your Facebook, Myspace, or other social networking profile that you may have and creep you on that. The worst, though, is when they find out your phone number or screen name, and they excessively instant message you, text you, or call you. Creepers, as we call them, also give a name to their “creepee,” and will constantly refer to them as that.
2. The “Sorry, I’m not interested” Shpeel: Again, creepers are beings of a very persistent nature. Once you get annoyed of their characteristics that you once found as friendly gestures, they need to be told that they need to leave you alone. You tell them “Sorry, I don’t like you” once and they won’t listen. They’ll continue with their addiction to you. The second time, it becomes “In all seriousness, I do not like you.” You would think that they would actually listen to you at this point, but no. Creepers might be stung by an explanation such as “I do not like you. I never did like you. I never will like you.” Such a phrase may, just may get through to them. But…
3. The Aftermath: After telling the creeper that you don’t like them, they will do either one of two things. They will either heed that innuendo, leave you alone, and find someone else to creep. Or they will lessen the creeping towards you, but still have same dignity left in them after you have shamed them to sneak a “Hello” into your day.
WARNING
Albeit the creeper may appear to be leaving you alone, or for some reason, they continue to try and converse with you, DO NOT GIVE INTO THEIR PLOY TO “REMAIN FRIENDS.” You want to break off all contact with the creeper as soon as possible. Think of it as a bandage: you don’t want the adhesive to hurt when you’re taking it off, so just rip it off as fast as you can. It may hurt the creeper’s feelings, but it’s better than having a creeper creep around you to begin with.
"That kid in my 5th period class is such a creeper! He tries to walk me to lunch everyday, and incessantly texts me!"
by juhhhsteeen November 06, 2008
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Individuals who take pictures of random people, follow them around wearing reflective sunglasses, sleep with others because they feel bad for them, or call dibs on groups of people that they do not even know.
Rocio and Kendra do things such as tie up pledges and call dibs on every frat boy they see, so i called them both creepers.
by sdsu-batman October 22, 2011
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Something green (optional) that goes "SSSSSSS" then blows up either you or something you prize, often found in Minecraft
Person 1: Hey look! I got a 100 on my test!
Creeper: That'sssssssss a nice tessssssssst you have there. It'll be a sssssssssshame if sssssssssssomething happened to it...
BOOM!
by darth_pepsin October 28, 2011
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A guy who will come up to you or even watch you from afar (normally at parties) even when you're with all your friends, and will claim to see you everywhereknows everything about you and tries to hit on you-- when apparently you have no idea who he even is or have maybe only seen him once. Also may be a guy that is trying extremely hard to get in your pants and thinks that you like it--normally these type of guys are very unattractive and are huge losers--commonly found in fraternities.
"Omg did you see that guy? He was creeping on you so bad!"

" Johnny is such a creeper- stay away from that kid)
by Erin E February 04, 2007
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A mob in Minecraft that sneaks up behind you and explodes after making a "ssssSSSSs" sound. Minecraft is a game created by Notch.
You just find diamonds...

"ssssssSSsss"

you turn around

"OH SHI-"

creeper explodes
by MineCraftFan100235 March 23, 2012
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A vehicle through which everyone dumps their emotional shit.
Creeper: "I love her." That's what he said! Isn't that embarrassing.

Woman: Really! I'm done with you for saying that.
by Enrique Wilson February 16, 2015
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