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A Creeper is a person who is, in the simplest sense, just plain creepy. You see them scattered around everywhere. People with lazy eyes mumbling about cutting off the head of Ricky Martin (who is actually a werewolf, totally true), or really fat guys with glasses who breathe loudly because they lost their breath eating their third lunch (which is actually pretty exhausting if you weigh as much as a smart car). __IMPORTANT__ -If a person you know is a creeper says or mentions anything positive about another person, that person is probably a creeper as well. Creepers feed off each other. -If you are ever cornered by a creeper and have to initiate something that is passable as a conversation, be sure to nod a lot, ask open ended questions ( really?, No way?, You gotta be kidding me?), and look for your way out. -If you see your friend getting "Creeped" on make sure to give them a hand. Victim - Woah man, that guy in wizard costume with the tophat jsut tried to tell me about his friends' moms' cousin's squirrel farm.
Bystander - Wow sounds like a mega Creeper. How did you make it out of there? Victim - My friend saw i was getting "creeped" into a coma so he came up yelling that my car was on fire and being stolen, and we ran away. Bystander - Thank God. |
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A person who does weird things, like stares at you while you sleep, or looks at you for hours through a window. usually a close friend or relative. you know right away if that person is a creeper or does creeper things. it is not hard to spot the creeper. jeff was the "creeper" in the background
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an offensively unimaginative word devised by tacky, braindead college students to describe people they deem sinister, indecorous, uncouth, or otherwise unpleasant. "omg, i was gettin wasteyface at bennigan's, and some creeper was totally creepin on my bestiessss!!!1!!
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Typically a nice guy, but is called a creep because girl's can be ruthless jerks -"Hi Sandy"
-"Get away from me you creeper"! |
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Someone who views your profile (multiple times) without saying anything. This guy has been to my profile 37 times today and hasn't said anything... what a creeper!
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Older men who hang out in college clubs and bars and stare at girls half their age and occasionally make obscene gestures and comments. Look at that creeper over in the corner staring at you. He is wearing gold chains and his shirt is unbuttoned to show off his chest hair. gross.
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Edward Cullen "Edward, I saw you watching me sleep last night."
"..." "Yes, you are a creeper." |
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A type of creature often seen in the In Development game, Minecraft. Similar to a suicide bomber but this creature lures prey into its line of fire by frowning and looking generaly sad. People fooled by this act soon are blow to millions of tiny bits as the creeper explodes. The creeper earned its name for its ability to swiftly sneak up on an unsuspecting player and quickly kill them, destroy their construction, and leave them exposed to more powerful monsters. Player: Dum dum diddle dum dum
Creeper:SSSSSSSSsssssss Player: OH SHI- *Creeper and Player are killed in a large explosion* |
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