Creepers are creatures - specifically human beings, but could possibly be other species of animals (to a much lesser degree) - that are notorious for creeping. What does “creeping” entail, and how do you spot a creeper? Creepers display a bizarre, and sometimes compulsive, attraction towards a person. Creeping is the verb that describes what a creeper undertakes.
1. Persistence to get involved in your life somehow: Even if all you say to them is “Hi,” this brings satisfaction to them. But no, creepers want more. They will try their darndest to strike up a conversation with you, even if it is severely lacking in interest on your behalf. They will follow you every which way you go. They will talk about you with your friends, asking them questions about you and trying to reap information about you, even if they were people that they usually wouldn’t even think of conversing with because they were just so creepy. They will take the most miniscule joke that you make, latch onto it, and deem it as something “special” between the two of you. They will find your Facebook, Myspace, or other social networking profile that you may have and creep you on that. The worst, though, is when they find out your phone number or screen name, and they excessively instant message you, text you, or call you. Creepers, as we call them, also give a name to their “creepee,” and will constantly refer to them as that.
2. The “Sorry, I’m not interested” Shpeel: Again, creepers are beings of a very persistent nature. Once you get annoyed of their characteristics that you once found as friendly gestures, they need to be told that they need to leave you alone. You tell them “Sorry, I don’t like you” once and they won’t listen. They’ll continue with their addiction to you. The second time, it becomes “In all seriousness, I do not like you.” You would think that they would actually listen to you at this point, but no. Creepers might be stung by an explanation such as “I do not like you. I never did like you. I never will like you.” Such a phrase may, just may get through to them. But…
3. The Aftermath: After telling the creeper that you don’t like them, they will do either one of two things. They will either heed that innuendo, leave you alone, and find someone else to creep. Or they will lessen the creeping towards you, but still have same dignity left in them after you have shamed them to sneak a “Hello” into your day.
WARNING
Albeit the creeper may appear to be leaving you alone, or for some reason, they continue to try and converse with you, DO NOT GIVE INTO THEIR PLOY TO “REMAIN FRIENDS.” You want to break off all contact with the creeper as soon as possible. Think of it as a bandage: you don’t want the adhesive to hurt when you’re taking it off, so just rip it off as fast as you can. It may hurt the creeper’s feelings, but it’s better than having a creeper creep around you to begin with.
"That kid in my 5th period class is such a creeper! He tries to walk me to lunch everyday, and incessantly texts me!"
by juhhhsteeen November 06, 2008
CREEPER Definition #3

A CREEPER is Basically ANYONE, Male or Female, With A Creepy Presence or Behavior (see Creeper #1 & #2)

A MORE DETAILED LIST OF COMMON CREEPSTERS #3
18. All Adulterers.
19. Tattooed Single-Parent Mothers Who Bring Home Lots of Men to have Sex With, while Their Kids Watch.
20. People who wear lots of Heavy Gold Jewelry to Show Off & To Give Them a Heavier Sense of Self-Worth.
21. Mothers who Tell Their Married Daughters that Affairs will “Spice Up” Their Marriages.
22. Drunk Fathers who have Sex with Their Daughters &/or Step Daughters.
23. Most Women that Wear Leopard Skin Inspired Clothing & Dark Sunglasses.
24. Fathers Who Take Their Teenage Sons to Bordellos/Whore Houses to Sexually “Break Them In” and to “Make Men Out of Them.”
25. All Cougars: Old Vain Women Who Need to Have Sex With Men Young Enough to Be Their Sons.
26. Married People that Tint Their Car Windows Dark so that They Can Have Sexual Affairs with People they Meet at “Back to School” Night and at Work.
27. Mothers who Sexually Flirt with Their Teenage Son’s Friends.
28. Drunk or Mentally Unstable In-Laws who Offer to Give You Oral Sex “On The Side” at Family Get Togethers, while Your Children Are in the Other Room.
29. Old Slut Mother-in-Laws who Try to Undermine Your Marriage, so that Their children will End Up Divorced & As Miserable as Themselves.
30. Spouses who make a Game of Bringing Around Their Sleazy Lovers During the Holidays & Act Like Nothing is Wrong.
That Little Guy Reiner at Church with the Goatee Beard and Russian "Mail-Order Bride" "Half His Age" who "Hits On" Everyone is One Big CREEPER.
by Tina from the BGCA August 29, 2014
A tool used by mechanics to "creep" beneath a vehicle in order to better work under it in a more comfortable position. It looks like a small platform with a cushion on top that has a wheel on each corner and sometimes low rails on the sides so you can carry it around.
John wanted to work on his car's axle, so he laid down on a creeper to keep off the floor.
by strider_07 August 29, 2010
Looking through various forms of social media for pictures of hot chicks and sharing said photos with friends.
Receive picture of hot chick from friend via text.

look how hot ______ is now! my god I would do terrible things to her!

This is an example of someone acting like a "creeper"
by crazycatladykiller February 03, 2013
Something green (optional) that goes "SSSSSSS" then blows up either you or something you prize, often found in Minecraft
Person 1: Hey look! I got a 100 on my test!
Creeper: That'sssssssss a nice tessssssssst you have there. It'll be a sssssssssshame if sssssssssssomething happened to it...
BOOM!
by darth_pepsin October 28, 2011
A hostile mob in minecraft relying on the art of stealth to brutally murder players in an explosion like that of TNT. It's homicidal/suicidal nature and reputation make it an icon for the game. It's about half as slow as the player and mobs such as spiders and zombies, but is slow because it uses stealth over speed. Creepers are recognized by almost everyone who knows what minecraft is.
Player: Man, i just finished this marvelous house!

Creeper: Silent, then B-SSSSSSSSSS

Player: OH SHI-

BOOM!!!! player and creeper killed in explosion
by The Soviet Comrade May 28, 2011
underground bounty hunter slang for child molester or raper.
I tracked the creeper teacher from the pink Floyd prophecy the wall down tu his home digits.
by Djihn Baal Allahzay June 11, 2014
In urban driving, someone who drives at an unnecessarily slow speed, creating traffic jams for no reason, and creating a hazardous situation as drivers with somewhere to be have to go arond them.
1. I should have got in the other lane. I knew that lady was going to be a creeper!

2. All timid drivers are creepers, but not all creepers are timid drivers.
by Boston Driver April 13, 2013

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