Creepers are creatures - specifically human beings, but could possibly be other species of animals (to a much lesser degree) - that are notorious for creeping. What does “creeping” entail, and how do you spot a creeper? Creepers display a bizarre, and sometimes compulsive, attraction towards a person. Creeping is the verb that describes what a creeper undertakes.
1. Persistence to get involved in your life somehow: Even if all you say to them is “Hi,” this brings satisfaction to them. But no, creepers want more. They will try their darndest to strike up a conversation with you, even if it is severely lacking in interest on your behalf. They will follow you every which way you go. They will talk about you with your friends, asking them questions about you and trying to reap information about you, even if they were people that they usually wouldn’t even think of conversing with because they were just so creepy. They will take the most miniscule joke that you make, latch onto it, and deem it as something “special” between the two of you. They will find your Facebook, Myspace, or other social networking profile that you may have and creep you on that. The worst, though, is when they find out your phone number or screen name, and they excessively instant message you, text you, or call you. Creepers, as we call them, also give a name to their “creepee,” and will constantly refer to them as that.
2. The “Sorry, I’m not interested” Shpeel: Again, creepers are beings of a very persistent nature. Once you get annoyed of their characteristics that you once found as friendly gestures, they need to be told that they need to leave you alone. You tell them “Sorry, I don’t like you” once and they won’t listen. They’ll continue with their addiction to you. The second time, it becomes “In all seriousness, I do not like you.” You would think that they would actually listen to you at this point, but no. Creepers might be stung by an explanation such as “I do not like you. I never did like you. I never will like you.” Such a phrase may, just may get through to them. But…
3. The Aftermath: After telling the creeper that you don’t like them, they will do either one of two things. They will either heed that innuendo, leave you alone, and find someone else to creep. Or they will lessen the creeping towards you, but still have same dignity left in them after you have shamed them to sneak a “Hello” into your day.
WARNING
Albeit the creeper may appear to be leaving you alone, or for some reason, they continue to try and converse with you, DO NOT GIVE INTO THEIR PLOY TO “REMAIN FRIENDS.” You want to break off all contact with the creeper as soon as possible. Think of it as a bandage: you don’t want the adhesive to hurt when you’re taking it off, so just rip it off as fast as you can. It may hurt the creeper’s feelings, but it’s better than having a creeper creep around you to begin with.
"That kid in my 5th period class is such a creeper! He tries to walk me to lunch everyday, and incessantly texts me!"
by juhhhsteeen November 06, 2008
1. A hostile self-destructing mob in the video game Minecraft.

2. Apparently a word that replaced "stalker" overnight around the turn of the decade, with a possible connection to the above's rise to popularity.

3. One of THE dumbest excuses for a movie/TV monster ever. Wears an ugly brown suit, and a mask with a face that looks like the male equivalent of a witch--green, crooked, etc. Occasionally, it can get even dumber when it's portrayed as an ACTUAL MONSTER, not some scrub-in-a-suit.
creeper: "SSSSSSSSSSSS" *explodes*
Steve: "AH! Oh, fuck you! I spent all friggin' day punching down trees just to BUILD that stupid cabin! Goddammit..."

ZOMG That guy John from school always likes your posts! CREEEPERRR!

Creeper: "GRRAAARGH!!"
*Velma pulls off the mask*
Scrub-in-a-suit: "AND I WOULD'VE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO, IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU MEDDLING KIDS, AND YOUR STUPID DOG TOO!"
Shaggy: "Like, ZOINKS, Velma! I never would have guessed--because REAL monsters totally wear brown two-piece suits in order to look their best when terrorizing youth, right?"
by FinWail March 05, 2014
A creature on the indie game minecraft, which blows up on a certain radius of the player.
by awsomia June 26, 2011
An enemy in the PC game Minecraft. Creepers are quiet and do not make any noises until they are very close to you. When they are next to you they will make a "Ssssss" sound, much like a fuse on a bomb, and then explode anything in your area, including you. If you kill them, they sometimes drop sulphur.
Damnit, that creeper blew up part of my house last night. Now I have to fill up the hole in my bedroom.
by Irc98 June 04, 2011
People who own white vans with tinted windows.
Megan owns a van that is white and has tinted windows, so megan is a creeper.
by ghushfsdoaj;fsd December 25, 2010
Yue-Houng.
Someone who, on more than one occasion, has had a conversation about living down by the river in a van.
We only pinch Yue at the bar when he's being a creeper.
by HDFSB March 04, 2009
A person who you don't know that says weird and creepy stuff
Gabriel says,"Hi,"will you be my friend?" I say," who are you?" Gabriel says,"your new friend". I say, "first I have to get to know you". Gabriel says" but first I have to force you". Then I say,"leave me alone you creeper."
by Mnike21ho February 19, 2015
A green, soulless monster that is truly feared. It stands up like a human, but has four legs and no arms. Creepers only comes out at night time, never smile, and refuse to go near light. Creepers usually wander aimlessly, looking straight at you occasionally. If you get too close to a Creeper, however, it'll begin running straight towards you. Once it touches you, it'll hiss for a few seconds, then explode. If you kill a Creeper without it exploding, gunpowder can be found in it's corpse.
Steve: *places door* "Ahh! After 5 hours of straight work, I FINALLY finished making my stone castle."

Creeper (From Behind): "TSSSSSSSssssssss..."

Steve: *turns around* "OH MY GAW..."

Creeper: *explodes*

Steve: *dies*
by /\/\R. Awesome January 30, 2012

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