Supported by the concept of intelligent design, the belief that the Earth and all life upon it were created by God. Explains everything that so called scientific method cannot, questions such as why, if Evolution is true The Bible makes no mention of it. "Science" can't explain this, can it?
The Bible is supported with the proof of the Teleologial argument, which, briefly, states that life on this planet is of such a complex nature that random genetic mutation could never produce functioning biological organisms without The Holy Father's divine intervention. The best explanation therefore is clearly that The Universe was created --as it appears today-- thousands of years ago by a divine being, as described in Genesis. If you need further proof of this, simply read the book of Genesis.
Scientist: I do not believe in Creationism, which means that I ignore any proof placed right in front of me, and instead choose to perpetuate my blasphemous ways.
Creationist: I happen to accept the proof of The Bible because I have faith in things that science will never understand.
The idea that two centuries of consistent scientific data by thousands of logical minds is wrong and that Earth and life were not created by a causal chain of events but by an infinitely knowing, loving and powerful--yet seemingly indecisive and possibly bipolar--deity in less than a week. Its strongest argument is its compelling assertion that if you don't believe in it, you'll go to Hell with everyone Jerry Falwell finds personally distasteful and you'll all roast for eternity while demons gangrape you with white-hot tridents.
Jack Chick said science is just as evil as Catholics and Jews, and that's why I believe in creationism.
The result of Christians' insane refusal to accept that their religious doctrines are wrong.
Creationism can only be believed by people with absolutely no understanding of science or history.
The belief that ALL lifeforms on earth magically appeared in, literally, a couple of days.
Did you see the movie creationism? It has the wildest FX but, geez! Totally unrealistic story! A waste of money if you ask me!
The belief that you know more about science than an actual scientist.
I think creationism is a fact and evolution is JUST A THEORY. Kind of like how the Sears tower is JUST a little bigger than a phone booth.
Denial, foolishness, brainwashing, etc.
Creationist A: Evolution is only a theory!
Creationist B: Yay! Let's go kill some heretics!
Pat Robertson: Assassination is fun!
George W Bush: Can I say 'Crusade' again?
The idea that God created everything and we were never apes clonking each other with clubs and fossils are the result of the deadly "flood" known from the story of "Noah's Ark".
It's basically all B.S.
Pastor: "God created everything, face it, he is the most powerful creature on Earth. Creationism is fact."
Scientist: "Have you proof of such happenings? Have you found God?"
Pastor: "The Bible is enough proof."
Scientist: "Anyone can write facts down and have people believe in them. Just look at how Santa came to be."
Pastor: "You have a point. I have wasted countless years believing the ridiculous. I see the light now."
Lies, fairytales, bullshit.
Person A: I believe in creationism.
Person B: You are a retard.