Used to define one's loss, mostly a big loss.
You saw the elections last night?
Yeah, McCain got creamed!
Used to describe an unexpected orgasm.
"Jenny thought you were really hot. I think she creamed her pants."
To get plowed
over by something much larger than yourself.
The tiny runningback
was creamed by the humongus defense when he ran the ball
To cream ones pants with excitement
"Bambi saw the hottest picture of Peter and creamed her pants"
"Bambi, did you just cream your pants cos you saw Peter?"
When you get jizz all over your face.
Oh! Jessy you creamed me!
Used to describe an unexpected orgasm or to describe certain antics of Robert Pattinson.
Edward Cullen was so beautiful I creamed myself' - Robert Pattinson
the act of something being so good, exciting, or fulfilling that makes you want to cream. Creaming derived from the slang term for ejaculating. Creamed means that you experience such a great sensation that you feel like you are going to ejaculate.
Man that burger was so good i almost creamed." or "Naw it was decent it didn't make me cream or nothing.