by mizzielizzie January 20, 2006
When two lesbians use a banana as a dildo whilst participating in crazy lesbian sex. The taker hangs upside down while screaming like a crazy monkey.
Dude I walked past a tree today and saw two lesbians doing The Crazy Monkey!
I watched a lesbian porno today and saw two lesbians doing The Crazy Monkey and I went bananas.
I watched a lesbian porno today and saw two lesbians doing The Crazy Monkey and I went bananas.
by SELLCK December 6, 2007
A frequent reaction women have, usually newly weds, when women are taken to tropical settings and commit unadulterated sexual acts on the other person. Their sexual appetite is dramatically increased and inhibitions are greatly reduced.
New Husband - "Man, when we were in Aruba for our honeymoon, my wife was a fiend for sex. All she wanted to do was have crazy monkey sex all day long!"
by Joshermon August 31, 2009
"I was going to get a pencil when my teacher told our class to go up to her desk to get one, but everyone else ran and got one before I could. My classmates are such crazy monkey bitches."
by VomitOnMySkirt November 15, 2022
After intercourse when the female returns from her usual trip to the bathroom, you are waiting with a hot pile of poo, and lovingly throw it at her with.
by Billy Jones June 1, 2004
by jiminesh hoeplease. May 3, 2009
When a woman is giving a man head and he proceeds to ejaculate in one of her eyes, punches her in the other eye, and runs away with her purse.
Whenever I want to end a relationship, or I'm low on cash I just pull a Crazy Monkey/Black Thundercloud and it solves all my problems.
by dip November 24, 2008