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crazier than a fish with titties 

To be extremely crazy. Originates from part 13 of R.kelly's 'trapped in the closet', a epic 22 part 'hip-hopera' saga.
Smoking weed in here tron? that is crazier than a fish with titties!

crazier than a shithouse rat 

Insane, disturbed, having no control over one's actions.
That guy wearing the ski parka in August, he's crazier than a shithouse rat, keep away from him.

Crazier than a bessie bug 

A phrase used to describe someone who is being unreasonable or acting crazy. Also used "Bess" or "Betsey"
You're crazier than a Bessie Bug.

crazier than Tom Cruise 

pretty fucking crazy because ever since he started getting old and losing his mind, tom cruiseis totally freakin nuts!!!
guy one : dude, i just saw Pearl Harbor and it was the GREATEST MOVIE EVER
guy two : woah man, you're fuckin' crazier than Tom Cruise

crapalier 

Any Chevy Cavalier. A terrible, terrible car that should not be purchased or driven by anyone. Ever.
Frank: 'Concert tonight! I'll drive.'
Tom: 'No way I'm getting in your Crapalier!'
crapalier by Wyyl March 3, 2005

crazier than a rat trapped in a tin shithouse 

Phrase old fuckers used to use to describe really fucked-up seemingly normal people. All bets are off in this situation because now this means the batshit crazy person loses their shit pretty fast and wants to fuck someone up real bad. My advice: run. The short modern version is: crazier than a shithouse rat. The clean version is: crazier than a rat trapped in a tin hen-house, but dont' even use this version around more than three women who are over 30 or they will fold their arms, lower their head a little while glaring at you --like you just offended their pussies.
That Jenkins is "crazier than a rat trapped in a tin shithouse"