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cryptarded 

retarded almost to the point of death. Having barely enough brain cells to keep the vital organs functioning.
Dude, you are so cryptarded! Next time, put the tighty-whities on first.
cryptarded by Verno the Inferno December 9, 2008

Crayfaded 

When a person is really really drunk and acting wild or crazy or out of control. Usually, so drunk that the person is blacked out.
"I got crayfaded I can't remember shit from last night"

"You were hella crayfaded! You were all yelling at the bartender because she didn't put enough ice in your cup"
Crayfaded by jassiebelle September 11, 2012

cartarded 

not having a clue about automobiles. This can deal with any aspect of a car.
I wish i could change the oil in my Kia but I'm cartarded.
I'm so cartarded I don't know the difference between a corvette and a trans am.
cartarded by instantkarmaVA July 7, 2008
1. Being in a state of goofyness where you laugh at your own laugh and anything and everything makes you laugh. Shows up frequently at work.

2. A time where Cassie Syndrome is at its worse.

3.A symptom of Cassie Syndrome.
I was walking around work tonight in circles, not doing anything in particular and someone called me Castarded and I laughed my ass off and got out of work 20 minutes late bacause I was laughing so hard.

Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee 

A baby whose parents are retarded and have cancer. When the baby is born it is taken away by the government and put into a large glass of syrup. Before the government sells the baby to a chinese restaurant to be served as pork the baby drinks all of the maple syrup, breaks through the glass, and escapes.
Mathew and Josh are both a Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee.

Raytarded 

When your not quite retarded, but by just having a two minute conversation with him, you can tell something just is not right. Most commonly caused by being dropped on your head as a child.
Have you met Ray yet? He is a total Raytard.
Raytarded by me February 21, 2005