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3.
A person who digs through other peoples crap trying to find something of use, but usually ends up smelling like a pile of dung
"Wow, your child is quite the crap weasle!"

"I caught a crap weasle hanging out in my shitter"

"You smell like a crap weasle
by GF January 28, 2003

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1.
A weasle that crawls up your ass for a snack.
You are sitting there with a crapweasle up your ass.
by Nutsack Rabin April 12, 2008
 
2.
1. Fetal obsessed rodent of the weasle family.
2. Mild yet strangley amusing insult.
1. That dang'd dar crap weasles goin' after t' chicken dung again, maw!

2. You're such a crap weasle, Phil.
by MakTheYak November 25, 2003