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1. Crapweasel
Previously unknown person who sneaks in and takes the girl/guy who has recently become available and that you've wanted for years; typically about ten seconds before you're about to make your move.
Who's that crapweasel and why is she making out with him?
2. crapweasel
1. One who skillfully cheats, usually a board games.

2. One who challenges novices to games he has mastered, and beats them, showing no mercy.
Why did you make play that game with you?

I knew I'd win.

YOU CRAPWEASEL!
by supercubedude Oct 21, 2004 add a video
3. crapweasel
Person who use “brick and mortar” stores to try on clothing, check out fit, and get help from store employees with no intention of buying anything there, and then go online and buy the item cheaper. Particular to Northwest Motorcycle community working at a large software company.
I got my Shoei for $120 less from helemtcity.com after i found out that i wear an XL from eastside. i'm such a crapweasel.
by noonan Jan 6, 2005 add a video
4. crapweasel
Rant and rave about the power you have but then can't do anything with it. Blames everyone around him for shoertcomings.
Harry Reid, you are such a crapweasel!
5. crapweasel
A word to refer to those applying for patents
that cite no non-patent prior art, especially the big companies like IBM, especially especially those trying to weaken the patent system.
You, sir, are a crapweasel of the most despicable variety.
6. Crapweasel
Canadian slang for Skunk
Crapweasels often get into garbage and can generally be a huge pain in the ass.
7. crapweasel
A derogatory term used to verbally abuse other motorists who cut you up. Something that helps you maintain the upper hand as you didn't have to resort to blatant swear wordage!
yo buddy are you a crapweasel or what?
by thehairybadger Feb 11, 2004 add a video
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