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Crappy Ending (n): When a 45-minute massage ends with a police investigation.
Todd, it's me. Yes, I'm in jail again. Yes, another Crappy Ending.
by Juice420 July 02, 2010
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The opposite of a happy ending when getting a massage. When you are so relaxed that you shit yourself during the massage.
Dana: Dude, I just had a great massage just now but I need to tip the masseuse big.

Eric: Why, happy ending?

Dana: Nope. Actually, it was the polar opposite. I was so relaxed I shat myself at minute 45.

Eric: Oh dude, crappy ending...
by the coMANd'r October 27, 2014
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