Tom: "Mate you're sure to get the crippling crap-cramps."
Aloysius: "See how that girl's walking? Got crap-cramp."
Answerphone: "Sorry, can't get to the phone right now, suffering from crap-cramp."
Molly: "Going for a shit."
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