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2.
President Obama's 2009 Economic Stimulus Package.

That crap sandwich is so big they'll need a funnel to get it down our throats. And by "our" I mean we the American taxpayers.
by NVLL February 02, 2009
 
1.
Used to define something so horiffic or piss ass poor that the only thing worse would be the consumption of a big old crap sandwich.
Dude, that law is crap sandwich, or I'd rather eat a crap sandwich than go to that party.
by pstar November 19, 2003
 
3.
The act of Analingus; salad tossing. Much like afish sandwich,except, the anus is the target of the oral stimulation.
She's so fine, I'd eat that crap sandwich!
by ROBOTRON2012 November 02, 2009
 
4.
Nothing but pure crap (excrement) spread (hidden) between two pieces of tasty sliced bread (book cover).
That 700 billion dollar banking institution congressional bailout plan is a crap sandwich; we're gonna be forced to eat it too.
by fivetears September 24, 2008