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A person who engages in the act of crying and masturbating (wanking) simultaneously in one session. John: "wow, sorry man..."
Mike: "I WAS ONLY CRANKING! LEAVE ME ALONE!" John: "so you're a cranker??" |
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A BIG hoe; slut; female who gets males just but fuckin' them. (DC,MD,VA word) All my mans and them and even my lil bro had that cranker!
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A smokable form of marijuana; bud; hash; nugs; mary jane Want to smoke some crankers?
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n; a scientifically proven disease where one likes to excessively stroke his member while watching pornographic material Dr. Cuntingham: "look at that cranker, beating his dick like it owes him $5!"
Cuntingham, RN: "he must be a member of club crank |
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A chronic wanker. Observable features: hand calluses and muscular development in dominant arm only; highly likely to file an illegitimate compensation claim for repetitive strain injury; drinks lots of fluid. Supervisor Jill: “Off to the toilet again Dave? Upset stomach?”.
Dave: “Yeh. Something I ate last night” *checks his iWank to make sure the battery is full and heads for the bathroom*. Jane (to Jill): "What a cranker". |
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Meth Addict word (like Stoner is for Marijuana) Any Person that does Meth is a Cranker
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someone who's constantly cranky. my mom is such a cranker.
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