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A Hippopotamus or other large animal under the influence of crystal meth.

-Tends to jump around and sweat alot.
- Has very bad teeth
-Known to maul grown men
Did you hear about Steve? He was mauled and then trampled by a crankapotamus.
by Monoheartsyou June 30, 2011
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