Crani

I stopped talking to him because he was a Crani, but I didn't stop fucking him (of course).

by Jimmy Jimmereeno February 21, 2003

by Nick Stoudemire February 16, 2003

Cranie

a person of substantial size or weight that must be moved by a crane

by sissy boo June 27, 2009

The art of walking into a room busting ass (farting) and walking off. This can only be done by a person with a pungeant odor.

Jim: What smells so bad?
Brian: I don't know but Steve just walked through and I think he cranied us.

by Billy bad ass October 10, 2012

craNy is how you describe someone or something that is beyond crazy. By simply turning the Z in crazy 45° to the left or right u too can be craNy.

I'm not crazy... I'm craNy!

by superspicious December 3, 2015

Short for cranium flatulence, also known as brain fart.

Nigga, I had a brutal cranie flat when I was ordering at KFC. After my cranie flat, I ordered pizza like a foo'.