When you think you are going to get a hand job, or something better, but the woman just grasps your dick between the tips of all her fingers and starts to pick up and drop your dick in the same fashion that one of those "Crane Games" that no one can never win at does
"Hey man how was last night with your new girlfriend?"

"Terrible, she was all undoing my pants all sexy like and shit, I totally thought i was going to get some head, but that bitch just ended up giving me crane, what the fuck!"
by Horse P. McTitties October 13, 2009
Top Definition
A name for a particular attractive female. From the same root as cutey.
Crane's still a cutey.
by You'll never know October 25, 2004
a tall, long-legged, long-necked bird, typically with white or gray plumage and often with tail plumes and patches of bare red skin on the head. Cranes are noted for their elaborate courtship dances.

to court a female bird.
dude been trying to win this crane over but all he wants is some ass.
by amy lame March 18, 2011
A sexual position by which you lift a women by her thighs whilst boom boom booming her, and lift her into the air.

You continue pounding that shit and when your near to ejaculation you lauch the subject from you hold onto the nearest surface. Then once the subject has landed you ejaculate over either the tits or face.

Made famous is Thailand by the Jersey Boys.
Jordan: I craned a delightful last night
Parry: Oh yeah! I need to try the crane sometime!
Parker: Good luck Parry your shit!
by Crane! July 29, 2009
when u need a bag to be ripped off crane will be there,
when u need sum1 to tell u its the dank and its regs crane will be there,
when u need sum1 to not throw down on the blunt and expect to light it first crane will be there,
when u crane's gf needs to be ripped off on a bag crane will be there,
oh yea and that time crane screwed our boy over, he craned it up and said he had no bud then after he smokes him out other peeps drop by and crane busts out bud, yea pretty crane, get what i mean that fuckin guy who was in the click and was jus tolerable enough to keep around until he bailed on us for the west coast yea so yea that was it from there
insults: cranus, cranefuck, cranologist, crane, cranabus, etc. u can come up with more we do.

example sentences:
1. dont be a fucking crane!
2. stop craning around!
3. hey i need sum bud is it that cranabus?
4. that fucking crane ripped me off again!
5. i took a big crane in the toilet the other day, than i wiped my crane with sum crane.
6. oh man i jus craned my pants!
7. theres always gota be that crane at the party.
8. crane u! u fuckin cranus!
9. i jus got craned!
10. im in a hurry stop craning around.
by captnredeye420 September 07, 2011
The art of scooping someone from behind by reaching over their shoulder and scooping their booby in the same style that a crane would lift dirt.
Man, i really wanted to scoop Ed, but he was on the lookout so i had to sneak up behind him and give him the crane.
by RawDogInTheBrownEye April 10, 2011
a combo of crazy and insane......
Carl, an idiot was goin crane because he lost his leg and killed people

Mrs. Kessler went crane because she was in labour with Monika
by LittleRedMonster July 13, 2006

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