Crandle

A mystical being that resembles Jools Holland, whom dwells in a grand piano and steals the limelight at various gigs and concerts.

"Crandle! Get out of that piano! Never trust Crandle"

by thebaldinggremlin January 15, 2015

Crandle

in addition to the male penis you light a candle, quickly put it out and stuff it in the girls "area" along with your "unit". The sensation of flesh,wax, and burning is the ultimate sensation for both partners instantly.

The Don Mega on one of his many mack adventures gone wrong

Chanukah just got a whole lot more Kinky... you sons of bitches

by Bouy Stantefeld December 3, 2003

Crandle

used in a situation that is bad, or a negatice connatation

crandle! i burnt my foot

by j33btang February 11, 2008

crandled

verb: to make a huge mistake. to fuck up. to shit the bed.

Joe won't get the big promotion because he totally crandled that report his boss asked him to do.

by happy hour annie March 16, 2016

crandle

Obnoxious cliquey asian kids with gel filled spikey hair

Those crandles love sticking there fingers in wall sockets

by whatever September 8, 2003

crandle

christina's bear; formerly known as snowball.

We entered Crandle from the armpit. (His favorite spot to get finger-love!)

by ninja May 16, 2004

Crandles

The opposite of Cyphix. Therefore, crandles are terrible with the broads, and usually stay virgins well past their middle age crisis.

Only crandles waste their life playing Dungeons and Dragons in their parents basement.

by Booski January 29, 2006