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Cran time is Cran Time except for when it's not cran time during which time it is simply cran time. No one can effect the inevitability of Cran Time.
DEAD-TRAINS
YOUR TRAINS ARE DEad
Cran Time

Person 1: What is Cran Time?
Person 2: Cran Time is Cran Time!

"In other news, two freight trains collided earlier today after someone reportedly shouted Cran Time"

David: When is Cran Time?
Kate: It is always Cran Time. Always. Unless it isn't, in which case, it is anyway. It is now officially a paradox. A Cran Time Paradox.

The surgeon general has stated that it is highly dangerous to "view" Cran Time if you have epilepsy.
by `Damage` March 19, 2010

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