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Noun: someone who spends all their time on Craig's list search for random items in an effort to build a home made space ship.
Me: Holy crap i found 4000 meters of twine on Craig's list! i can totally use this for my space ship!

Mom: You think you'll become some great Craignaut? my ovaries have never disappointed me more...
by Crash Bartleby November 12, 2012
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