Craig T doesn’t fail he just evolves into a better form of perfection
Craig T can make the kessel run in under 3 parsecks.
Craig T is so powerful that he convinced that Borg that resistance is indeed futile.
Craig T transcends all space and time and can scientifically be in more than one place at one time.
In the past Craig T Nelson once collided with a huge planet sized celestial body - We now call it the asteroid belt.
Craig T gives bacon heart attacks
Craig T is such an awesome coach that he took the Minnesota Screaming Eagles to 12 College Championships and the team doesn’t even exist.
Have you ever seen anyone do a Craig T impression? No One Dares!!
Craig T was once asked to act his way out of a paper bag ~ The bag was never seen again
Craig T jerked off once and there was a kid there in the morning.
One day Craig T went camping and had to shit. 3 days later there stood Chuck Norris.
Craig T saved GEICO 50% off THEIR car insurance.