Top Definition
A piece of tissue or toilet roll that has been dampened with tap water and formed into a sausage shape. This implement is placed between the buttocks to sooth the pain of chef's arse.
"Hey, something just fell out of your pants.", "Oh yea, don't worry, it's just my crad stick."
by Jonny Rushton August 07, 2007

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