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The place that fired Brad's wife after 11 years of service (on his birthday no less!)
Hey wanna get cracker barrel for dinner?

Not after they fired Brad's wife!
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A large wooden structure filled with old white people.
Cracker Barrel has some excellent food.
by VooDooXII May 28, 2008
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Chain of resturaunts that is based on a country store gimmick that combines a fairly varied store that sells mostly woodwork such as chairs and a resturaunt that is known for it's southern country style. Very good.
I went to cracker barrel the other day. I bought me a rocking chair and Momma's Pancake Breakfast.
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Its when you kneel next to the bed while you eat out a girl and you put your hands under her knees and rock her back and forth like a rocking chair so your tongue goes from vagina to ass and everything in between.
Last night he gave her the cracker barrel until her whole body was shaking
by DJL32304 November 18, 2011
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A barrel full of crackers
A Chain of resturaunts full of crackers
lets throw this cracka barrel overboard

damn these old crackas eatin at the fuckin cracker barrel
by Tdowns August 16, 2007
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"I'M NOT GOING IN THE CRACKER BARREL"- doug
by uncle rukus March 01, 2011
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Cracker Barrel has great breakfast and an interesting store in front + a lot of hot country girls work there.
by yavin 4 November 01, 2004
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