Adjective. To be highly and/or passionately addicted to something, often in a silly, yet extreme manner.
by electrove December 14, 2010
P1: Hey bro, what are you watching.
P2: oh, I’m watching an hour long compilation of bone cracking. I’m kinda of a crack addict.
P2: oh, I’m watching an hour long compilation of bone cracking. I’m kinda of a crack addict.
by jg357 August 27, 2018
guy - "Doreen, let me stick my face in your Crack again"
girl - "your brain just ain't wired right you Crack Addict".
girl - "your brain just ain't wired right you Crack Addict".
by blraven17 January 14, 2009
Someone who is addicted to the writings of Cracked.com and spouts information from the website on a daily basis.
Example 1
guy A: That new smurfs movie looks terrible
guy B: Speaking of smurfs, there was this great Cracked article about 6 reasons why a smurf village would be the most horrible place to live. Here let me tell you about it.
guy A leaves
example 2
Guy A: Man Led Zeppelin is so original. I could listen to them all day.
Guy B: Actually Cracked did an article about the most famous bands that got away with plagiarism and Led Zeppelin was number 2 on that list. They're total hacks.
Guy A: dude you're such a Cracked Addict
guy A: That new smurfs movie looks terrible
guy B: Speaking of smurfs, there was this great Cracked article about 6 reasons why a smurf village would be the most horrible place to live. Here let me tell you about it.
guy A leaves
example 2
Guy A: Man Led Zeppelin is so original. I could listen to them all day.
Guy B: Actually Cracked did an article about the most famous bands that got away with plagiarism and Led Zeppelin was number 2 on that list. They're total hacks.
Guy A: dude you're such a Cracked Addict
by Dolph9Lundgren_actionmovieking January 2, 2011
A:What's up with John? he looks dopey everyday!
B: You don't know? He has been a crack addict since last year!
B: You don't know? He has been a crack addict since last year!
by Miss.RedRose August 14, 2008
Someone that is addicted to the sounds of cracking knuckles, backs,and necks associated with a chiropractor.
by Ramming the Rod October 17, 2018
When someone craves pussy so bad they will go very far out of their way to find it and either pay for it,(such as a person who frequents massage parlors or escorts) or sleep with the first thing that comes along no matter how awful or ugly the woman is.
by Phil Acrackin October 29, 2007