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Yesterday Jesse told me "I licked a Girl's Vagina an she had Crab's" an Today Jimmy My Moustache Itches What Hapend to me?

Jimmy said Maybe after you ate her out. Her Crab's got in your moustache.

Yup Jesse You got the Crab Stache
by UMS x Replay August 16, 2011
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