the "crab dance" (from the French danse de crabe) - a technique that can only be mastered during periods of extreme inebriety. involves arms and legs simultaneously moving in random raving-style, crab-like motions.
"andy stop doing the crab dance in front of the tv! we can't play goldeneye or watch the hebrew hammer!"
by NotoriousBrazilianG April 09, 2005