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Someone outside of your clique who hangs around idly and won't leave.
Man, I hate fucking crab cakes. (in their presence)
by JDizMit November 18, 2008
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The most amazing food on the planet. So addicting and delicious.
Candy: "I could live off of crabcakes."
Beth: "Theyre so good!"
by crabcakemaker April 12, 2011
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Noun: An infected or extremely undesireable vagina.
by jagorev October 04, 2005
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The second set of boobs that that you get when you sit down and your stomach fat intertwines with your boobs (especially Men's), making large lines appear.
Sometimes, people like Kaleb, can make their Crab Cakes dance.
Alex: Well, that's a nice pair of Crab Cakes you got there, Kaleb!
Kaleb: Thanks.
Mary: Woah, Can you make them dance?
Kaleb: Why, yes I can!
by Alexandra Conde March 30, 2008
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When a girl has a bad case of crabs in her pubic hairs, but her man still eats the pussy like its a cake.
Michael: Hey Liam how was you night with Braylee?
Liam: It was great! She let me eat her Crab Cake!
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When a girl has crabs and a yeast infection, the yeast makes the cake and the crabs make the crab cake.
by Eric Nelson January 26, 2008
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A really smelly minge that makes you wanna heave!
Fuck me darling have a wash you smell like a crab cake
by Achmed Baliman March 04, 2009
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