Top Definition
Older-aged men unable to afford a true exotic, buying into the Sub-$10,000 Porsche Boxster.

Often divorced and trying to have stable relationships, this great insecurity causes delusion. They will tell you their Boxster is a Carrera GT.
Honey, why is the man next to us staring?

He's a Coxster, he thinks you're impressed with his dropped top and 0-60 time slower than a Hyundai Genesis.
by JP430 July 27, 2013

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