A Texan's marriage partner.
"Bessy Mae might done be mah cousin but she done did me!"
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An anonymous sexual partner, in a social situation.
"Hey guys this is... uh.. my cousin!"
by atomicdonkey August 24, 2003

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The anonymous, mysterious person who has done it, has it and seen it all.
Guy 1: "Yo, check out my new pimpin' Rolex"
Guy 2: "Doesn't matter, my cousin has one already."
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Someone highly desirable
I just fucked my cousin!
by Liger Zero April 06, 2003

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On an episode of COPS;
The person to which a stolen car,
a bag of weed, or
a crackpipe, belongs to.
No, I didnt steal the car, its my cousin's, and thats his bag of weed and crackpipe too.
by doncoz August 31, 2004

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1. A child of the brother or sister of a child's parents.
2. What neocons, members of European royal families, and rednecks call their spouses before getting married.
Well, when a family tree is reduced to a family bush, neocons, royal families, and rednecks are the result.
by jesster79 March 04, 2005

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homie, friend, associate, partner
me and my cousin went to her party.
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Your mum/dad's brother/sister's son/daughter.

The closest relative you can legally marry and fuck, if you're exceedingly screwed up in the head.
I hear rednecks often marry their cousins because they're big fans of inbreeding.
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