2. Courtney's are "known" to steal boyfriends, but truthfully your boyfriends just leave you for her. AND Not because you are ugly OR miserable but just because she is much better than you, in all humanly ways possible. Irresistible, Pretty, smart, cute and sexy, all mixed into one.
3. Courtney is envied by all, especially heinous (fat and ugly) women and Unhappy Closet Homosexuals. People hate on her out of pure jealousy and the frustration of knowing they are inferior to Courtney. She takes this as a compliment because if it were possible, she would be jealous of herself too.
4. Courtney’s are disliked by stupid, jealous and insecure “new girlfriends” whom often feel threatened by the sheer fact that their boyfriends probably still and always will love Courtney. That’s too bad. Because she has moved on, and your boyfriend will always be fixated on her and her hot little ass. This puts you in second place to Courtney with no chance of ever being first. This also means that when you are in bed with him he wishes you were Courtney. You will never be as good as Courtney. Wah.
5. The essence of Pure Perfection.
I would be with you, but I have a Courtney at home.
(Girlfriends name), I wish you were more like Courtney.
I wish I was more like Courtney
Courtney wishes she was more like Courtney
1. The name of a girl who is beautiful, strong, and intelligent. One who is easy to fall in love with but impossible to let go. She is funny, exciting, and enthusiastic. Courtney has an amazing personality that appeals to every person fortunate enough to meet her. Her eyes are captivating, her smile, intoxicating, and her heart lights the darkest, coldest souls and fills them with happiness. She is the reason why I believe in love.
2. Another word for perfection.
3. God's most precious and wonderful angel.
Billy: Yeah. She's nice.
Joe: She's hot. And totally not a whore.
Bob: Definitely not a whore.
Billy: The biggest non-whore I know, Unlike Darian (G)
Dont fuck with courtney, she'll steal your man no matter what, and he'll agree because she gets any guy she wants.
the most down to earth bitch i know
id be jealous tooo.
My true love; my everything.