the standard unit of measure for crap, doo doo, feces, etc....from Katie Couric; it is noted that one Katie Couric is 2 and half pounds of excrement.
That is a huge crap Mr. Marsh, it weighs in at 8.5 Courics!
The standard unit measurement for mass weight of feces, as noted on the 2007 South Park episode "More Crap". The European Fecal Standards & Measurements Board in Zürich keeps track of the authenticity of its records. It is mentioned in the episode that "one Katie Couric is about two and a half pounds of excrement". The original record was set in 1960 at 7.5 Courics. It was revealed in October 2007 that the record excrement is in fact Bono of U2 fame, which had grown to 80 Courics. This explains why Bono seems so great, yet is still a piece of shit. That same day, American Randy Marsh set the new record at 100 Courics. The record still stands.
me: damn dude, i gotta take the biggest dump, but i think i'm gonna wait till the plane lands.
friend: oh yeah? how many courics do you think it weighs?
me: I hadn't shit all week, i must be constipated..i'm guessing about 6 and half Courics.
friend: fuck man! Don't you know you're not supposed to fly when on your turd trimester?
A unit of measure for fecal matter. One Katie Couric is equal to approximately two and a half pounds of excrement. (From South Park season 11, episode 9.)
1. Randy Marsh took a crap weighing 8.6 courics, beating the previous world record of 7.5 courics.
2. Oh man, I feel so much better now, that crap felt like it was 2 or 3 courics!
The standard weight measurement of fecal matter.Used in South Park's Biggest Crap episode.
WHOA! That shit is well over 100 courics!
A unit of fecal measurement. A couric is equal to 2.5 fecal pounds.
Bono weighs over 80 courics.
The standard unit of measure for fecal matter.
Wow! the shit I just took is over 30 couric(s)
The standard measuring unit for human faeces.
1 Couric is approximately 2.5 lbs of excrement.
Taken from South Park, Season 11 Episode 9 “More Crap”.
“It is a tremendous crap, Mr. Marsh. Your crap officially weighs 8.6 Courics.”
“Look at the crap I took all those years ago. Bono
is now almost 6 feet tall and over 80 Courics in weight. No matter how you look at it, he IS still the record.”