A genre of music that 100% of people on this website bitch about nonstop, whether about how they think it's retarded or how they think it's been corrupted and so on. In reality, country music is just another genre of music that developed in the early stages of expansion in America, where the only instruments where handmade fiddles and such. The songs are understandable and about topics such as life, love, and loss. And just for the record, don't call country listeners retards because PEOPLE CAN LIKE WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY WANT, YOU ARROGANT, CLOSE-MINDED DUMBASSES. You are not the authority on what is and isn't cool. I can respect what you like, but can you respect what other people like?
Country music is for the people who like it.
by A-person_yay April 28, 2014
A once amazing form of music, until the same money-hungry bastards who made pop music decided to take it over and ruin its future by recycling it into an augmented version of pop music.

Nowadays, the soccer moms and rednecks who listen to nothing but this fake trash try to make it look good by comparing it to gangster rap. They're both horrible.
Person with actual taste: Who would listen to either, you Retardis?
by The Knife Ninja February 10, 2014
Contrary to popular belief, country music is not all about honky tonks, losing your wife, and working on a farm. It can be about all different kind of things such as love(Our Song), what you know now(Letter to Me), and just comedy (A Boy Named Sue). Not everyone who listens to country music is a southern, Republican, below-40 IQ, hick. They are hard-working people who like music they can relate to. Any questions?
Me: Dad, why do people assume anyone who listens to country music is a redneck?
Dad: I don't know, they're just ignorant.
(Blasts "Thank God I'm a Country Boy" as he speeds up in his Porsche!)
Proof not everyone who listens to country music is a redneck hick!
by Froggurl03 November 26, 2008
A great form of torture for our enemies in the Middle East. The worst sound a person could ever endure--even worse than rap music. More specifically, it’s a form of folk music popular in the southern United States and Appalachia whos themes focus on cheating lovers, getting drunk, losing your car, losing your pickup truck, getting thrown in jail, losing your kids and getting a divorce. The country music sound utilizes guitars, banjos, fiddles, pianos and sometimes harmonicas, and sung by talentless “singers” who sound awfull and lack the ability to do anything else.
I can't stand country music! Yuk!
by krock1dk April 10, 2008
A synonym for shit.
Hey sorry I was in the bathroom so long I was making some country music.
by I hate country music September 30, 2010
The type of music that makes people suicide more than any other. Look it up statistics show that people who listen to country music tend to commit suicide more than any other. The reason for this being the anger is always brought in and the blame rested on yourself rather then getting your anger and sadness away.
I do not wish to include and example with the word Country Music in it.
by Soberburnout May 27, 2010
Real music about Real stuff.
Unlike almost all other stuff.
Guy 1 listens to rap.
Guy 2 listens to real Country Music
Ladies love country boys
by thepanthersrock April 15, 2010

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