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Sitting out in your rikity old shitter pinching out a loaf while getting a blow job while your dog watches! Cletus: "Yo' ma! i gotta shit! Come her and put yer kissing tools on my baby maker"
Ma: "Dang, Cletus! Thats yur third turd t'day!" |
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a country blumpkin is a variation of the blumpkin, where the recipient of the head giving is sitting in an outhouse instead of a toilet (and the person performing the fellatio is usually a sister or a cousin). Cletus: "Ellie May, come out to th' shitter 'n give me a country blumpkin!"
Ellie May: "Well shit, I already gave Paw a country blumpkin! You'll have to wait 'til after supper!" |
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Defined as receiving a blumpkin--getting oral sex while having a bowel movement--in an outhouse. While in the outhouse, Todd received a country blumpkin from his girlfriend and decided she was the one.
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The Country Blumpkin is when you receive oral sex from your sister while you're "dropping the kids off at the pool". Cletus gladly washed his sister's trailer for a Country Blumpkin.
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n. the receiving of a blumpkin in an outhouse uncle earl shit his pants when he opened the outhouse door and saw daisy mae giving junior a country blumpkin
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An off-shoot of the famous Blumpkin (getting head while taking a shit) but performed in an outhouse. Porto-potties are an acceptable substitute, provided the location is rural. "Uncle Cooter done got a Country Blumpkin from Mary Jane Rottencrotch last night"
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To receive a blumpkin while using an outhouse. I received the best country blumpkin in kentucky.
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