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4.
To have sex with or on a counter or table or surface area
" my dick hurts from counter fuck"
by colonel crackers August 21, 2006
 
1.
The process of fucking with someone emotionally, physically, or psychologically in response to being fucked with.
Dude my girlfriend said I sucked in bed so I counterfucked her by saying her vagina has mucus in it.
by Swagapartacus February 04, 2011
 
2.
{cown-ter fuhk} noun, 1. sexual intercourse outside of a relationship as retaliation for a partner's cheating or other infidelities 2. the person with which one has the counter fuck intercourse
I think she should counter fuck him. That'll teach him not to cheat.

He cheated on her last week so she's on a mission to find a counter fuck.

Check it out, there goes his counter fuck.
by Stupid Is As Stupid Does October 10, 2009
 
3.
to dodge a fly man or woman while in mid air, and happens to be naked, and perfectly lands on you in a sexual way.......
person a; currently flying through the air....naked, "I'M GONNA RAPE YOU!"
person b; cunningly dodges "FUCK YOU, YOU JUST GOT COUNTERFUCKED"
person a; "FUCK YOU"
by nooby bot September 22, 2008