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An Eastern European nobleman known for his supernatural scrogging abilities.
Sherry: Oh, my god! You know that guy, Count Scroggula? He flew into my window last night and we scrogged until sunup! I had so many gushing orgasms, I thought I was gonna shrivel up and die!

Melanie: Ooo! I know a horny woman who's sleeping with her window open tonight!
by markishmark July 15, 2008

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