Top Definition
a large male, gay vampire who dresses poorly but with flare. He lures young boys back to his elegant mansion and spies on them defecating in his golden toilet.
Don't poop anywhere unusual or Count Frumpula may be watching.
by Unchangeable Bird May 07, 2013

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