Counciltucky: n 1. nickname for the town across the river from Omaha perceived to be like the backwoods country of Kentucky
2. a town with its fair share of strip joints, pickup trucks, and mullet hair cuts.
3. a place where “men are men and sheep are scared.”
4. the “white trash” area of the Omaha metro.
5. See also Council Bluffs
That man has a mullet and can't drive, must be from Counciltucky
The dingy asshole of America (whereas Omaha
is the wonderful, silky inner thigh) where all is well if you drive a sputtering multi-colored vehicle and have a mullet
so dirty and full of nasties that it's almost sentient. Also known as Council Bluffs
, Counciltucky looks like a mythical drab, rundown, post-apocalyptic world where nobody knows the definition of tooth care, showers, vehicle maintenance, or proper driving. However, this is no fantasy. It is a sad and horrifying reality.
Everything is grey and old and broken. Even the prostitutes. Merely driving through Counciltucky with the car windows rolled down will get you a contact meth high.
An overall shitty place to even think about, let alone live in or drive through.
Greg: Whoa, dude. Ya know that smelly guy who works at the gas station? Billy-Bob? Did you know his mom is also his sister?
Max: Shit, dude. He must be from Counciltucky.
I agree pretty much with the definition above. But it is almost always called Council-Tucky by someone FROM Nebraska (usually Omaha or surrounding areas) The reason it is called Council-Tucky is that the whole town in an armpit. Cars with duct tape. Monster trucks. Missing teeth. Trailers. It is a play on Council Bluffs and Kentucky. I guess we view "Kentucky" as a state that is 'beneath' us? Personally, I would have chosen Arkansas...but Arkan-Bluffs and Council-sas dont have the nice hokey melody that Council-Tucky has. Also, the above example is wrong. People from Council Bluffs dont say theyre from Council-Tucky. Usually they just say theyre from "The Bluffs"
"Hey, look at that car. Three different colored fenders. Duct tape holding on the bumper. A complete, duct tape window! They MUST be from Council-Tucky! Yep...the license plate is P-Wott county!"
a phrase used to describe or insult the town of Council Bluffs,Iowa
Kid1: hey where do you live?
Kid2: oh i live in council tucky!