Top Definition
Someone with very poor closing skills, or a person who is incapable of performing even simple tasks. This term originates in Colorado for someone who goes to a brothel and is unable to negotiate even a simple sex act, such as manual stimulation.
How do you expect to sell twenty insurance policies when you couldn't get a handy in a whorehouse?
by RandyO'Reilly October 21, 2010

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