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Noun. describing a vagina, typically that of a Cougar whose birth canal is soft and creamy but not very satisfying similar to the center of a candy bar. Var. Cougato when the vag in question belongs to a latina.
I was dating an older woman and even though she had a hot body she had a cougat. I had to flip her over and lube the poop chute to get off.
by Flacido Domingo September 13, 2008

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