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by Cougar Fan August 02, 2007
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An older woman who preys on a younger man. Particularly at college, when a 3rd year may find someone in first year.
M is such a cougar, she finds BS irresistable.
by carmex1773 April 02, 2011
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An older whore...erm, woman whom preys on the souls of younger men. Cougars usually consist of women between the ages of 32 and 45 who are usually found lurking around in the suburbs or down the street from your house getting ready for bed while you watch with a pair of binoculars or a telascope if you are a pirate.
DAYUM! That cougar was totally checking me out!
by IceCreamManFromHell August 04, 2010
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Be weary of older men with ponytails and tight jean shorts, often wearing golden chains they are the biggest cougar offenders.
by 'The Enlightener' July 14, 2008
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While the 40 year old may be hot, she isnt good for much more than a roll in the sack. Certainly not dinner or a movie.
I would love to bang that cougar but she wants me to talk to her and text her and give her the attention that she deserves. So not worth my time!
by misanthropist123 February 04, 2011
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An updated term for the old card game "Old Maid", in order to make it more appealing.

Wouldn't you rather play a game of Cougar, than a game of Old Maid?
"Hey, Tommy! Want to play some Cougar?"
"Sure! Let me get my cards! You're totally going to get stuck with the old biznatch this time!"
by Fungible January 26, 2010
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An older black african man in africa who dates and marries much younger women. The african version of the western female cougar.
Black african males have a long history and track record for dating and marrying much younger people and isnt just some johnny come lately "cougar" like white women.
"black men cougars in africa have it much better than white female cougars in america. White female cougars date younger people and then get dumped for younger women. Black male cougars in africa often have multiple wives 15-45 years younger than them."
by flesko July 10, 2008
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