A piece of feces so big and hard that it requires multiple flushes before it thinks about going down. And yes, it does think. Saying a cougar "has teeth" can be interpreted to mean it's particularly big, tough, or nasty looking.
John looked in the toilet and exclaimed, "That cougar's got teeth! Better watch it doesn't eat ya!"
by Caribou November 07, 2005
An old dried up hag who is looking for a last chance of romance or sexual fling with a horny younger male or one with mommy issues who didn't suck on his mother titties long enough. If you want to date someone more sophisticated and mature why would you date a saggy bitch who acts like a younger women. And about the sexual experience, whatever, any younger girl can give you an awesome blowjob or a good ride.
Any woman who could be your mother!
by Angie December 06, 2004
A sexual predator, typically one with pedophiliac tendencies. Gender is no discrimination with a "cougar," as they will take either. A cougar is usually emo and full of hate for the world.
Oh man, did you hear about that cougar who raped that 14 year old girl last week? I hope he goes to jail! He is like 25 and still lives with his parents!
by AnthonyMEMU June 23, 2004