A cougar cannot be defined in a simple definition. One cannot consciously seek out a cougar. One can only prepare himself/herself for confirming the positive identity of a cougar by familiarizing himself/herself with the common signs/traits of the cougar. Once one instinctively feels the potential presence of a cougar on the prowl, he/she can fall back on what he/she knows about cougars in general to positively confirm and report a cougar sighting.

Here are the most common signs/traits that your instincts may have accurately identified a cougar nearby:
1. A single woman over 30 appears to be at least 51 months older than she is biologically.
2. A single woman over 30 is talking to your 25 year-old ass about tunes on "Pyromania" and you're able to keep the conversation rolling with your knowledge of "The Vault" and interest in her white high-tops.
3. A single woman over 30 is overheard talking to a group of college men about how she used to date a college guy when she was in 7th grade because the color of his Camaro was the same as her back pocket comb.

So, how does one warn/notify a buddy that he may be talking with a cougar? Whisper into his ear, "Easy cougar, you're doin' fine." (See Top Gun)

Other searches for information on the positive identification of a cougar:
Zoo Cougar
Foggie Benning
Coon Rapids, Minnesota
"Geez, Connor, that gal you were just talking to is only 31 but she looks 43...and look at those high-tops...and that comb!"

"Yeah, I know Dwayne, and she's still single!"

"Connor, she could be cougar."

"Yes Dwayne, yes she is."
by Moondog Rychart December 30, 2003
A cougar is a woman over 35 who wants a young hot male counterpart, usually as something to have on her arm at parties or just sex.

Cougars attract their younger men with their jewelery, purse, her overly exposed cleavage, her car, house, money etc.
Cougars are usually successful and have busy lives and aren't in need for a fully commited relationship.

Younger men are attracted to cougars because some of them still are hot, they have really expensive cars, houses and they spend lots money and have a expensive lifestyle.

Younger men should not get too attached to cougars as they trade the men as soon as he gets boring, fat, lazy.

Famous cougars are usually seen with really hot younger men, whom they are married too.

Cougars are also more sexually experienced and knows what she wants in bed, which can be a good thing and also a bad thing if the man doesn't know what he is doing.
Guy1:"Dude, check out that cougar in the Mercedes."
Guy2:"Damn!"

Cougar: "Hey hottie, wanna take a ride in my Porsche?"
Victim:"Wow, where do you wanna go?"
by BabyGurl87324 February 21, 2010
A very attractive girl that hits on your little brother to try and get to the

older one. Generally significantly older than the said little brother. Flirts

Constantly with the younger of the two brothers. Holds his hand, invites him to

the movies, so on and so on. She gives you that can't-eat, can't- sleep,

reach-for-the-stars, over-the-fence, world-series kind of stuff constantly. Yes Karly this is me asking you to be my girl friend?
The college cougar hits on the high school freshman.
by Goober33xy January 27, 2010
Hot and sexy older woman, usually in her 40’s or 50’s, single or married, who is on the "hunt" for a much younger, energetic, willing-to-do-anything male. The cougar can frequently be seen in a padded bra, cleavage exposed, propped up against a bar waiting, watching, calculating; gearing up to sink her claws into an innocent young and strapping buck who happens to cross her path. She will not play the usual B.S. games that women in their early 20’s participate in. Cougars are sick of her same-age counterparts which are usually hairless, have big guts, and have the TV remote control attached to their hands. True cougars are classy, beautiful creatures who have made their successes on their own, have real brains, and are real head turners. “Man is cougar's number one prey" (see The Graduate)
Cougar Formula: Younger Age > Older Age/2 + 7 yrs
by millertime32 October 02, 2009
An older female in her 30's that prays on younger males in their 20's.
Sarah is such a Cougar. She is 31 and is after some guy that is 25.
by CougarPrey July 10, 2009
A woman who lives in a small town who frequents the only bar in town in search of fresh meat. She becomes very friendly when the fresh meat is seen, however she will become very vicious and defensive if another cougar tries to infringe on her territory
Check out that cougar playing the vlt's, she's looking for some prey tonight.
by ydog June 04, 2009
A woman that goes after younger men. Rawr.
Dude, i did this cougar and she's a total MILF!
by [GM] Eagle June 20, 2008
A hot older female. aka a MILF.
me: yo whats up
brandon: yo you see that lady over there, shes a total cougar.
by RastaPllz June 11, 2008

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