A cougar cannot be defined in a simple definition. One cannot consciously seek out a cougar. One can only prepare himself/herself for confirming the positive identity of a cougar by familiarizing himself/herself with the common signs/traits of the cougar. Once one instinctively feels the potential presence of a cougar on the prowl, he/she can fall back on what he/she knows about cougars in general to positively confirm and report a cougar sighting.

Here are the most common signs/traits that your instincts may have accurately identified a cougar nearby:
1. A single woman over 30 appears to be at least 51 months older than she is biologically.
2. A single woman over 30 is talking to your 25 year-old ass about tunes on "Pyromania" and you're able to keep the conversation rolling with your knowledge of "The Vault" and interest in her white high-tops.
3. A single woman over 30 is overheard talking to a group of college men about how she used to date a college guy when she was in 7th grade because the color of his Camaro was the same as her back pocket comb.

So, how does one warn/notify a buddy that he may be talking with a cougar? Whisper into his ear, "Easy cougar, you're doin' fine." (See Top Gun)

Other searches for information on the positive identification of a cougar:
Zoo Cougar
Foggie Benning
Coon Rapids, Minnesota
"Geez, Connor, that gal you were just talking to is only 31 but she looks 43...and look at those high-tops...and that comb!"

"Yeah, I know Dwayne, and she's still single!"

"Connor, she could be cougar."

"Yes Dwayne, yes she is."
by Moondog Rychart December 30, 2003
a girl in highschool that goes after her juniors rather then classmen and upperclassmen. this type of behaviour is becoming popular in sri kl secondary school where there is a lack of (hot) senior guys.
girl: damn look at that guy!
boy: dude, he's your junior!
girl: so he's hot!
boy: you cougar.
by jemmarose March 09, 2011
A cougar is a woman over 35 who wants a young hot male counterpart, usually as something to have on her arm at parties or just sex.

Cougars attract their younger men with their jewelery, purse, her overly exposed cleavage, her car, house, money etc.
Cougars are usually successful and have busy lives and aren't in need for a fully commited relationship.

Younger men are attracted to cougars because some of them still are hot, they have really expensive cars, houses and they spend lots money and have a expensive lifestyle.

Younger men should not get too attached to cougars as they trade the men as soon as he gets boring, fat, lazy.

Famous cougars are usually seen with really hot younger men, whom they are married too.

Cougars are also more sexually experienced and knows what she wants in bed, which can be a good thing and also a bad thing if the man doesn't know what he is doing.
Guy1:"Dude, check out that cougar in the Mercedes."
Guy2:"Damn!"

Cougar: "Hey hottie, wanna take a ride in my Porsche?"
Victim:"Wow, where do you wanna go?"
by BabyGurl87324 February 21, 2010
A very attractive girl that hits on your little brother to try and get to the

older one. Generally significantly older than the said little brother. Flirts

Constantly with the younger of the two brothers. Holds his hand, invites him to

the movies, so on and so on. She gives you that can't-eat, can't- sleep,

reach-for-the-stars, over-the-fence, world-series kind of stuff constantly. Yes Karly this is me asking you to be my girl friend?
The college cougar hits on the high school freshman.
by Goober33xy January 27, 2010
A mature woman old enough to be the mother of a high schooler, typically age 40 and older that like the company of a younger man, single or divorced, a woman who prefers to hunt rather than be hunted. Cougars are sick of guys whose sole peak of happiness is a remote and someone to wait on him. Contrary to popular belief, cougars have evolved. They are still hot enough to get a younger man and younger men are always on the prowl for cougars so younger women, you should be worried. Cougars are attractive, who know what they want and aren't afraid to go after it. They are hot, classy, groomed to perfection. They seek younger men, and don't have to sneak up and attack...they know their younger mates are eager to get an experienced woman. Being a cougar is a positive thing.
That cougar is hot!
by kmiller32 January 25, 2010
Hot and sexy older woman, usually in her 40’s or 50’s, single or married, who is on the "hunt" for a much younger, energetic, willing-to-do-anything male. The cougar can frequently be seen in a padded bra, cleavage exposed, propped up against a bar waiting, watching, calculating; gearing up to sink her claws into an innocent young and strapping buck who happens to cross her path. True cougars are classy, beautiful creatures and are real head turners. Man is cougar's number one prey!
Cougar Formula: Younger Age < Older Age/2 + 7
by m99 October 10, 2009
Hot and sexy older woman, usually in her 40’s or 50’s, single or married, who is on the "hunt" for a much younger, energetic, willing-to-do-anything male. The cougar can frequently be seen in a padded bra, cleavage exposed, propped up against a bar waiting, watching, calculating; gearing up to sink her claws into an innocent young and strapping buck who happens to cross her path. True cougars are classy, beautiful creatures who have made their successes on their own, have real brains, and are real head turners. Man is cougar's number one prey!
Cougar Formula: Younger Age > Older Age/2 + 7
by millertime32 October 03, 2009
Hot and sexy older woman, usually in her 40’s or 50’s, single or married, who is on the "hunt" for a much younger, energetic, willing-to-do-anything male. The cougar can frequently be seen in a padded bra, cleavage exposed, propped up against a bar waiting, watching, calculating; gearing up to sink her claws into an innocent young and strapping buck who happens to cross her path. Cougars are True cougars are classy, beautiful creatures who have made their successes on their own, have real brains, and are real head turners. Man is cougar's number one prey!
Cougar Formula: Younger Age > Older Age/2 + 7
by millertime32 October 03, 2009
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