A cougar cannot be defined in a simple definition. One cannot consciously seek out a cougar. One can only prepare himself/herself for confirming the positive identity of a cougar by familiarizing himself/herself with the common signs/traits of the cougar. Once one instinctively feels the potential presence of a cougar on the prowl, he/she can fall back on what he/she knows about cougars in general to positively confirm and report a cougar sighting.
Here are the most common signs/traits that your instincts may have accurately identified a cougar nearby:
1. A single woman over 30 appears to be at least 51 months older than she is biologically.
2. A single woman over 30 is talking to your 25 year-old ass about tunes on "Pyromania" and you're able to keep the conversation rolling with your knowledge of "The Vault" and interest in her white high-tops.
3. A single woman over 30 is overheard talking to a group of college men about how she used to date a college guy when she was in 7th grade because the color of his Camaro was the same as her back pocket comb.
So, how does one warn/notify a buddy that he may be talking with a cougar? Whisper into his ear, "Easy cougar, you're doin' fine." (See Top Gun
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"Geez, Connor, that gal you were just talking to is only 31 but she looks 43...and look at those high-tops...and that comb!"
"Yeah, I know Dwayne, and she's still single!"
"Connor, she could be cougar."
"Yes Dwayne, yes she is."
A cougar is a dried up hag of a women who in a vain attempt to feel attractive and vibrant resorts to hinting of sexual availability or making themselves sexually available to any horny young man indiscriminate enough to use them, a barn yard animal or any other hole he can find to facilitate achieving orgasm.
Cougars are easily spotted by over-stressed, over-died, dry frizzy hair or wigs, large amount of facial makeup in the forms of blush, mascara’s , eye shadows and concealers, fake eyelashes and also fake fingernails, push up bra’s under revealing tops and sometimes though not as common breast augmentations and permanent and non-permanent butt pads and buttock enhancements.
Though it is true that most young men do not find cougars attractive in a conventional sense and are rarely seen with one outside of a bar or night club type setting the young man’s sex drive especially when their inhibitions have been lowered by alcohol consumption will win out over his mental and moral objections as well as the physical non-attractiveness issue he may feel towards the cougar and he will attempt to have a sexual encounter with her. The cougar well aware of this fact is most often spotted in such environments.
Cougars are very acceptable to false flattery even when it is highly fictionalized. Young men who pursue cougars find that the further from the truth the flattery is the better the chance of him reaching his objective. As a result this technique is extremely common.
A female pedophile - an adult female who is sexually attracted to children.
Note: Due to early aged abuse and continued use of alcohol or other substances; the females brain will never reached a mature adult level and she will consider herself still young.
degenerate - Having fallen to an inferior or undesirable state, especially in mental or moral qualities.
deviant - deviating, as from what is considered acceptable behavior
deviate - To depart, as from a norm, purpose, or subject; stray.
pervert - a person whose behavior deviates from what is acceptable especially in sexual behavior
When I hired her to babysitter my kid, I didn't think she wanting to fuck him. Damn cougar.
an older woman of undesiring age flirting, interacting, or engaging in sex with a young desired male.
Stacy`s Mom is a cougar.
A woman 35+ who is divorced or single and is always on the lookout for a new man or bonking buddy mostly seen at bars and clubs with other cougars usually has a few younger males sniffing around her
"Look it's the cougar brigade"
"Your mums a cougar"
I am reeling. I am 29 years 4 months old and I just got called a cougar for the first time! I have NEVER dated a man younger than me in my entire life. I simply, moved 2,000 miles away to a new town for a new job due to the horrible economy...And given it is that I have no friends, I went to the bar by myself to have a few drinks. I am the type to talk to anybody, and the people next to me at the bar happened to be a group of 22 and 23 year old men. I was friendly to them and enjoyed a few hours of good conversation, but I made NO advances. The men made advances on me! I turned them down because I am not interested in dating a younger man. And the young fellow labled me a Cougar on his frickin Twitter Page. I am floored.
I must be a new example as I was labled a Cougar. Im 29, athletic, hot, classically dressed, friendly, confident. But I'm not at all rich. I have a very successful career but am reeling in debt from my 7 years spent gaining higher education and my year of unemployment. So I do not appreciate being looked at as a sugar mama.
A cougar can be a 60 year old sexy woman who has focused solely on raising her child and on her career then meets an undeniably handsome, intelligent, sexy man in his late 30s who knows how to make her feel like a million dollars. She is financially stable, emotionally independent, and ready for his slightest pounce. She wants him to be in control and to make the first move every time. He knows how to tear down the walls she has built up and knows how to deal with the flood that follows. This type of cougar wants a man who thrives on challenges and doesn't mind taking risks.
Blue eyed cougar from Tennessee
A very attractive woman over the age of 40.
Diane Lane and Kelly Preston are definitely cougars.