A cougar cannot be defined in a simple definition. One cannot consciously seek out a cougar. One can only prepare himself/herself for confirming the positive identity of a cougar by familiarizing himself/herself with the common signs/traits of the cougar. Once one instinctively feels the potential presence of a cougar on the prowl, he/she can fall back on what he/she knows about cougars in general to positively confirm and report a cougar sighting.
Here are the most common signs/traits that your instincts may have accurately identified a cougar nearby:
1. A single woman over 30 appears to be at least 51 months older than she is biologically.
2. A single woman over 30 is talking to your 25 year-old ass about tunes on "Pyromania" and you're able to keep the conversation rolling with your knowledge of "The Vault" and interest in her white high-tops.
3. A single woman over 30 is overheard talking to a group of college men about how she used to date a college guy when she was in 7th grade because the color of his Camaro was the same as her back pocket comb.
So, how does one warn/notify a buddy that he may be talking with a cougar? Whisper into his ear, "Easy cougar, you're doin' fine." (See Top Gun
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"Geez, Connor, that gal you were just talking to is only 31 but she looks 43...and look at those high-tops...and that comb!"
"Yeah, I know Dwayne, and she's still single!"
"Connor, she could be cougar."
"Yes Dwayne, yes she is."
A Cougar is a beautiful, sexy, confident woman age 40 plus, who takes good care of her self emotionally and physically. She looks younger than her age, she has glowing skin, long legs, firm boobs (without surgery) and a gorgeous smile. Simply put, she is natural and enjoys being with younger, hot guys, not just for sex, but also for love. She ultimately does not let age define her lifestyle.
In the long run the term "Cougar" is a degrading term to define the over 40 woman and should be abolished by the dictionary.
I cannot believe what a Cougar Demi
Moore is! She is still gorgeous with her long dark hair and wonderful body and she is married to the hottest dude, Ashton Kutcher! They seem so in love too!
Any woman, usually a mother, who dates, sleeps with, or seeks out men for companionship that are 5 years or more the womans junior. Generally attractive, can be slutty but not a requirement. They tend to enjoy the company of the younger crowd due to being more free spirited. Not incapable of getting older men just generally highly sexual and finds younger men to be more her sexual equal than older gentlemen. Does not need to be over 30 but most of these women are.
The real definition of cougar comes from the american muscle car also known as the ´67 Ford Cougar, one of the best known cars to be lended or bought for being such a popular classic even after being used for a great ammount of mileage, that is why it can also be exemplified by "riding an old classic" just as a great looking 40 year old woman, which may have been also a classic or a beauty back in the day, being used once again, even with the mileage and a couple of bumps and scratches is a hell of a smooth ride!!!
"Even after taking a look at all these new pieces of ass, i´d still want to ride that old cougar
A slang term used to describe an attractive older single woman.
There are alot of cougar's here, its time to hunt!
Recent research has shown that there are alot of cougars in the south orange county area.
A woman, usually in 35+ single or married, sexually aroused, and attractive, who is sick of her same-age counterparts who typically are smelly, hairy, overweight, and lazy, terrible in sex, and so forth. Cougars usually do all they can to be in shape and look much younger. Cougars seek younger men wherever they can find them.
That cougar over there looks fine as ever, I thought she was 21!
Pronunciation: \ˈkü-gər also -ˌgär\
Inflected Form(s): plural - cougars
Etymology: French couguar, modification of New Latin cuguacuarana
A cougar is a female mammal of the homo sapient family, 35-55 years old, found throughout most populated areas. A capable stalk-and-ambush predator, preying on much younger males, cougars can frequently be seen in urban and suburban densely-populated habitats with liquor licenses. A cougar's preferred prey item is usually but not always under 25, as cougars prefer to prey on younger men who have hair and get erections naturally. Typically solitary and territorial, cougars have been frequently observed hunting in packs while individual territory sizes depend on terrain, vegetation, and abundance of prey. A cougar's prime predation hours are late evenings to early mornings and especially during weekends. Cougars will typically leave their cubs with relatives, ex-husbands, ex-in-laws or an overnight sitter while hunting.
Typically, cougars have been known to misrepresent their age to prey items due to the normally short duration of predation periods, from one night to several months, and having the advantage of a smokin' hot appearance allowing them to pass for a much younger animal such as a puma
. Being older, wiser, and highly skilled; cougars pursue younger men more for their unwavering stamina than for materiali...
A distinguished species of older females who seek the company of younger males whilst avoiding the entanglements of a relationship, in favor of a lack of restrictions.
The cougar woman has overcome society’s proscribed behavior for women’s sexual behavior. Thus, she embraces her true self and lives her life to the fullest. She know what she wants and isn’t afraid to hunt for it!
There are several species of cougars, but an insatiable sexual appetite and a lack of interest in marriage and other conventional romantic institutions are common to all.
Man, check out the Cougar by the bar, she’s like way hotter than your mom.