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This is the opposite of cougar maintenance. Someone with gray roots growing out, unwaxed brows and girly bits, bitten nails, etc. Not ready for the Hunt!
Oh no, Hope! We're going to that party tonight and you have Cougar Mange. You better get that business taken care of fast!

Can you believe that Kathie showed up here with Cougar Mange? Someone get her to the salon asap!
by kellybex December 14, 2009
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